This is really hilarious to believe, ex football player playing for the AmaZulu football club who is also an attacking midfielder  Mike “Para” Zivira and his two friends were bashed at a funeral after they were caught stealing kitchen utensils.

According to a source, mourners were left shocked after a family member spotted Para and his accomplices shoving a sack containing kitchen utensils under a seat of a Quantum that they were travelling in.

The dramatic Nollywood style incident is said to have happened live at a funeral on Monday in Emakhandeni suburb in Bulawayo.

Para and his accomplices failed to give satisfactory answers after the mourners and furious family members interrogated them.


“It was around 1pm on Monday this week after the burial of Nkonzo Ndiweni.

Para, who was in the company of his friend Albert “Shoes” Magoboyi and another unknown guy were spotted shoving a sack that had plates, pots and teapots under the seat of a cross-border car that they were travelling in,” said a relative who requested not to be named.

“A relative quickly alerted other family members who confronted the trio and attacked them with open hands and fists. They wailed while pleading for forgiveness,”

However Para denied the accusation in an interviewed, he said


“Although I was with them I did not steal. Shoes (Albert) and the other friend of mine are the ones who were beaten by mourners at a funeral accusing them of stealing,” said the former AmaZulu FC, Blue Swallows and Railstars FC star player.

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